Gorbachev visits a collective farm to check on the potato harvest.
The comrade tells Mikhail Sergeyevich, “We have harvested so many potatoes this year, that if we stacked them up one above another, they would rech the feet of God.”
Gorbachev replies, “But, comrade, there is no God.” Our farm worker replies,
“Ha, well, there are no potatoes, either.”
Have a collective day, won’t you!