A mummy was found in Egypt. The archaeologists could not determine its origin. Then a Soviet advisor offered his help. The mummy was delivered to the Soviet embassy. In two hours the Soviet advisor appeared and said, “His name was Amenkhotep VIII.”
“How did you find out?”
“He confessed,” the advisor said.
Have a confessional day, won’t you!
The scene: a Moscow prison. Two inmates share their experience.
“What did they arrest you for? Was it a political or common crime?”
“Of course, political. I’m a plumber. They summoned me to the district Party committee to fix the sewage pipes. I took one look and said, ‘Hey, the entire system requires replacement.’ So, they gave me seven years.”
Have a systematic day, won’t you!
My fellow blogger from Germany has a headline for some her blogs, which roughly translates as “Turn up the volume!”
This song always reminds me of my year abroad in Russia 1991-1992, and local Russians singing the chorus in heavily-accented English.
Enjoy I’m The One and Only Dominator (and there is no other).
Having a dominating day, won’t you!
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