The year is 1982.
A Polish man goes to the government bank with 300 zlotys, but he cannot decide if he wants to deposit it.
“Why are you so worried?” asks the teller.
“What if you go bankrupt?”
“Your deposit would be insured by the Polish government!”
“What if Poland goes bankrupt?” asks the man, still worried.
“We have the guarantee with the whole socialist bloc backed by the Soviet Union!”
“What if the Soviet Union goes bankrupt?”
“Surely that must be worth 300 zlotys to you?”
Have a well-polished day, won’t you!