Beaten my personal best: 45 mins today

Many thanks to Kevin’s friend for sending me: http://www.spamscamscam.com/  Classic.

Today I had an early morning wind-up while supping Earl Grey in the kitchen.

Here’s the conversation.  Enjoy.

[09:11:30] gay man: Hello! Please add me to your Contact list.
[09:11:44] Ginge in Germany: But why?
[09:11:49] Ginge in Germany: Do I know you?
[09:11:54] Ginge in Germany: Are you a good man.
[09:11:55] Ginge in Germany: ?
[09:12:15] gay man: yes i am
[09:13:02] Ginge in Germany: Very good.
[09:13:05] Ginge in Germany: Nice to meet you.
[09:13:12] Ginge in Germany: How are you?
[09:13:13] gay man: same here
[09:13:24] gay man: am good thank you
[09:13:29] gay man: how are you
[09:15:09] Ginge in Germany: Wonderful thanks.
[09:15:17] Ginge in Germany: I feel very blessed today.
[09:15:21] gay man: alright
[09:15:31] gay man: thats good to hear
[09:15:36] Ginge in Germany: I feel in my heart that I need a new partner in my life.
[09:15:49] gay man: okay me too
[09:16:02] gay man: so what do you say
[09:16:11] Ginge in Germany: I need two partners.
[09:16:14] Ginge in Germany: One for love.
[09:16:21] Ginge in Germany: One for investment business.
[09:16:29] gay man: we chart cam to cam build trust
[09:16:46] Ginge in Germany: Yes.
[09:16:48] Ginge in Germany: Maybe.
[09:16:49] gay man: what do you wanna invest Gold ?
[09:16:58] Ginge in Germany: Gold or oil maybe?
[09:17:06] gay man: cocoa farm
[09:17:20] Ginge in Germany: My partner died last year in a most dreadful car crash
[09:17:31] Ginge in Germany: He left me US$600 000 in his will.
[09:17:39] Ginge in Germany: Now I wish to invest money to his glory.
[09:17:58] gay man: good for you
[09:18:29] Ginge in Germany: Thank you, my friend.
[09:18:40] Ginge in Germany: I feel like I have known you for decades.
[09:18:40] gay man: you are well come
[09:18:49] Ginge in Germany: Strange, but I feel that instinctively.
[09:18:54] Ginge in Germany: I do not know why.
[09:18:59] gay man: good to hear that
[09:19:21] gay man: so how do we start something…
[09:19:46] gay man: we exchange numbers chart on wasap and talk on phone
[09:20:24] Ginge in Germany: I do not have wasup.
[09:20:34] Ginge in Germany: But I shall be happy of we talk on the phone.
[09:20:44] gay man: okay
[09:20:46] Ginge in Germany: Maybe in 20 minutes, my friend?
[09:20:59] Ginge in Germany: I have most important conference call before then.
[09:21:21] Ginge in Germany: I feel excited at the thought of investing money to celebrate Steve’s life.
[09:22:01] gay man: +233262380313
[09:22:13] gay man: thats my number
[09:22:30] Ginge in Germany: Very many thanks.
[09:22:38] Ginge in Germany: Are you a religious man?
[09:22:45] gay man: you are well come
[09:22:49] gay man: sure
[09:22:59] Ginge in Germany: How wonderful.
[09:23:01] Ginge in Germany: Me too.
[09:23:08] gay man: you can call me to have yours
[09:23:39] Ginge in Germany: What faith are you, my friend?
[09:23:39] gay man: i mean your number
[09:23:42] Ginge in Germany: I see.
[09:24:00] gay man: christian
[09:24:22] Ginge in Germany: I am happy to know that.
[09:24:30] Ginge in Germany: What denomination?
[09:24:34] Ginge in Germany: Catholic?
[09:24:40] gay man: you are very well come
[09:24:50] gay man: C.C.C
[09:25:26] gay man: Chritian Charismatic Church
[09:25:47] *** Missed call from gay man. ***
[09:25:55] Ginge in Germany: That is very good.
[09:26:00] Ginge in Germany: I cannot talk right now.
[09:26:09] Ginge in Germany: My boss is standing near me.
[09:26:17] gay man: it okay
[09:26:17] Ginge in Germany: But I assure you, I will call you.
[09:26:29] Ginge in Germany: We must discuss business matters.
[09:26:37] Ginge in Germany: Do you attend church every Sunday?
[09:26:38] gay man: can have your number to be aware of it..
[09:26:47] gay man: yes
[09:26:52] Ginge in Germany: You will see it when I phone you my friend.
[09:26:59] Ginge in Germany: Please do not worry.
[09:27:10] gay man: you have not added me
[09:27:14] gay man: okay
[09:27:21] Ginge in Germany: I will add you in ten minutes.
[09:27:36] Ginge in Germany: I am now going to a conference call, team meeting with colleagues.
[09:27:49] Ginge in Germany: Please pray that the call will be productive, I beg you.
[09:28:30] gay man: dont worry my friend we will do bussines
[09:28:35] Ginge in Germany: Thank you, brither.
[09:28:38] Ginge in Germany: brother.
[09:28:55] Ginge in Germany: I need ten minutes, then I will assuredly phone you.
[09:29:02] Ginge in Germany: Thank you so much.
[09:29:12] gay man: Gold,, cocoa,, oil ,,anything am with you.
[09:29:20] gay man: you are well come
[09:29:44] gay man: am waiting for ten minutes
[09:31:05] Ginge in Germany: You are a true entrepreneur.
[09:31:13] Ginge in Germany: It is good to know you.
[09:31:28] gay man: you are well come
[09:31:48] Ginge in Germany: If you are ever in Germany, we must meet up.
[09:32:03] Ginge in Germany: I will treat you to a beer.
[09:32:19] gay man: thanx
[09:33:12] gay man: a.costive@yahoo.com thats my email
[09:33:21] Ginge in Germany: Thank you.
[09:33:27] Ginge in Germany: Very kind of you.
[09:33:33] gay man: dont mention
[09:33:38] Ginge in Germany: What is your favourite hymn at church?
[09:33:47] Ginge in Germany: I love He Who Would Valiant Be.
[09:34:00] gay man: me too
[09:35:23] Ginge in Germany: What are your other favourite hymns?
[09:35:48] gay man: pls hold on on phone
[09:35:50] Ginge in Germany: I am still sitting in the conference call, listening to my manager.
[09:35:55] Ginge in Germany: OK, I will.
[09:40:03] Ginge in Germany: I am still in my conference call.
[09:40:14] Ginge in Germany: Sorry it is taking a long time.
[09:40:51] Ginge in Germany: Hello, my friend. Are you still there?
[09:40:57] Ginge in Germany: Please do not abandon me.
[09:41:05] gay man: yes am here
[09:41:12] Ginge in Germany: Thank you.
[09:41:15] gay man: okay am here
[09:41:21] gay man: you are well come
[09:41:25] Ginge in Germany: I feel lonely after losing my partner.
[09:41:27] Ginge in Germany: Sorry.
[09:41:37] gay man: it okay am here
[09:41:58] gay man: do you have a web cam
[09:43:39] Ginge in Germany: I do.
[09:43:50] Ginge in Germany: But I can only use it after this conference call.
[09:43:54] Ginge in Germany: Please forgive me.
[09:44:25] gay man: it okay my friend
[09:44:29] gay man: i just ask
[09:44:38] Ginge in Germany: Sorry, I am nervous.
[09:44:53] Ginge in Germany: I do not want to spoil our business relationship.
[09:45:04] gay man: yes
[09:46:11] Ginge in Germany: You are a good person.
[09:46:13] gay man: when will you finish your confrence call
[09:46:21] gay man: i mean what time
[09:46:22] Ginge in Germany: 5 mins.
[09:46:27] Ginge in Germany: In five mins.
[09:46:30] gay man: it almost tem minutes
[09:46:35] gay man: okay
[09:46:36] Ginge in Germany: It is concluding now.
[09:46:41] Ginge in Germany: Boss talks and talks.
[09:46:45] Ginge in Germany: Like all bosses.
[09:46:52] gay man: okay
[09:46:53] Ginge in Germany: Forgive me, brother, please.
[09:47:00] gay man: okay..
[09:47:01] Ginge in Germany: I am sorry to have offended you.
[09:47:23] gay man: no no no
[09:47:28] gay man: am okay
[09:48:48] Ginge in Germany: I feel like crying when I upset good people.
[09:48:53] Ginge in Germany: Sorry sorry sorry.
[09:49:27] gay man: no it okay
[09:50:34] Ginge in Germany: Thank you.
[09:50:44] Ginge in Germany: OK my conference call has finished.
[09:50:45] gay man: you are well come
[09:50:57] Ginge in Germany: I will go to a quiet area of the office and call from there.
[09:50:57] gay man: good to hear that
[09:51:09] gay man: so you can call me now huh..
[09:51:19] Ginge in Germany: Are you at home or a place where we can take in STRICTEST CONFIDENCEß
[09:51:22] gay man: alright..
[09:51:22] Ginge in Germany: ?
[09:51:36] gay man: yes
[09:51:41] gay man: am in my room
[09:51:42] Ginge in Germany: Good.
[09:51:49] Ginge in Germany: Nobody must know about our deal.
[09:52:04] Ginge in Germany: My colleagues msut not know that I have lots of money.
[09:52:15] gay man: okay
[09:53:37] Ginge in Germany: Do you promise that to me?
[09:53:53] Ginge in Germany: My colleagues will beat me if they know I am a rich man.
[09:53:55] gay man: accross my heart my brother
[09:54:07] Ginge in Germany: Thugs last week robbed me in my local park.
[09:54:19] Ginge in Germany: I was carrying $800 in my wallet.
[09:54:27] Ginge in Germany: They are evil men.
[09:54:29] Ginge in Germany: Evil.
[09:54:30] Ginge in Germany: Evil.
[09:54:45] gay man: hmm you have to take care of your self
[09:54:49] Ginge in Germany: I try.
[09:54:57] Ginge in Germany: But at night I walk through the park, crying.
[09:55:02] Ginge in Germany: Nobody helps.
[09:55:07] Ginge in Germany: Except you, my brother.
[09:55:38] gay man: alright brother go and lets make the call
[09:55:44] gay man: for safty
[09:55:52] Ginge in Germany: Of course.
[09:56:02] Ginge in Germany: Can I tell you a secret?
[09:56:04] gay man: okay am waiting
[09:56:08] Ginge in Germany: This is important.
[09:56:17] gay man: yes anything my friend
[09:56:21] Ginge in Germany: Good.
[09:56:36] Ginge in Germany: You hav truly humbled me with your goodwill and caring nature.
[09:56:54] gay man: thank you
[09:57:19] Ginge in Germany: Thank YOU, and may you be forever blessed with happiness and prosperity.
[09:57:26] Ginge in Germany: Now for my secret.
[09:57:26] gay man: please give me 5 mins
[09:57:29] Ginge in Germany: OK.
[09:57:32] gay man: you too
[09:57:39] Ginge in Germany: I must tell you my secret right now.
[09:57:45] Ginge in Germany: It is important to me.
[09:57:53] gay man: yes give me 5 mins
[09:58:23] gay man: some one is at the door
[09:58:32] Ginge in Germany: 1. My name is Darren. 2. I am 17. 3. I am jobless. 4. I live with my parents. 5. I just wanted to waste your time. 6. Have a nice day, my friend.

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