Herr Cuts is a keen angler on his days off, but also fond of regaling stories of large catches. Here’s a conversation from a few years ago between Victor and Herr Cuts.
Victor: I went fishing for the first time ever the other day, and I caught something.
Herr Cuts (smirking): “Oh really?”
Victor: “Yes, it was a candelabra”
Herr Cuts (smirking again): “Oh really?”
Victor: “it even had candles on, and when I pulled the candelabra out, the candles were still lit.”
Herr Cuts (smirking even more): “Oh really?”
Victor: “Well, if you halve your catch, and I’ll blow my candles out.”